Dear Knitterly Folk of Boulder:

You are about to become the proud new community of our dear friend Kristi.  We thought it might be helpful if we provided you with a few instructions and hints about her care and feeding. 

Weekly installments of social knitting and spinning are essential to her well being.

Please make sure you provide her regular servings of good port and boba, a small amount of spinning competition and keep her away from dill and carrots.  (No, not even carrot cake!)

We are not quite sure what we are going to do without her, besides build the country's first inter-state subway, so visiting her won't require anyone to drive and allow everyone to knit.

Lastly, as a favor to us, please remind her of a couple reasons to come back here and visit:

there is only one Sheep Stripper

and we make the best Sweater Vest pizza this side of the Mississippi.

Fondly,

The BobaKnitters

Comments

[Kristi]

awwwww.

[Emy]

Hehehe...I was just commenting to Abigail last night that my superpower must be invisibility, because I had YET to see any pictures with me in them. And now you've broken that trend...or perhaps you have a MAGIC camera?

I will miss Kristi, to be sure, invisible or not.

[Janice]

An interstate subway--great idea! When is the groundbreaking? We'll need to plan a route into OR as well.

[Cookie]

Awwww. I hope Kristi is well taken care of in Boulder. Too bad she can't wear the pizza when she gets cold. :-)

[hannah]

omfg! your blog is killing me. fucking sensational!

[Teenuh]

Oh what a sweet post. I am so going to miss Kristi. :(

PS That pizza was hella good!!

[Cindy]

I think we gave her the best substitute for the interstate subway. But seriously anyone in Boulder? You are very fortunate!!!!!